YOU would rather be a placid, content lama, than a fighting mule.
YOU would rather have a Shot of Straight Mediocrity than one of Bloody Excellence.
YOU think Missguided is for girls who are up to no good, rather than strong, empowered females.
YOU consider Passion to be the stuff of fairytales, not everyday grind.
YOU like to play it safe. Being fashionable is sticking to trends, rather than creating them.
YOU cannot understand the fuss surrounding brands is and consider brand loyalty to be the stuff of crazies.