YOU haven’t worn a watch since the 90s, and ridicule those obsessed with punctuality.
YOU are sloppy on deadlines and always the last to arrive to the party. As the Spanish say ‘mañana mañana’, tomorrow is only one day away.
YOU hate the thought of getting up in the morning, let alone doing everything in your power to see a project through.
YOU don’t see the humour in the following joke: A good project manager makes updates. A bad project manager makes up dates.
YOU don’t get why project managers are up your a*rse to deliver on your deliverables, when they’re the ones sipping cocktails as they take down notes, during project meetings.
YOU breathe a sigh of relief when the acronym ‘TBC’ is mentioned, as it means postponing deliverables and deadlines. To you, ‘ETA’ is nothing but the seventh star in a constellation.
